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I Am Wonder Woman

I Am Wonder Woman

I have a confession.  I. am. Wonder. Woman.  It’s true.

It shouldn’t be that hard to believe.  I mean besides my clearly Amazonian tendencies, my ability to get people to tell me the truth and my bullet deflecting wrist cuffs (okay I don’t really have that last one), it’s obvious isn’t it?  I mean I have changed over the years.  My crime fighting uniform fits a little differently -

Having a bad hair day

Having a bad…

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Who Wears Short Shorts? NOT Me

Who Wears Short Shorts? NOT Me

Dear Designers of Women’s Summer Attire -

Let me start out by saying that you clearly have no idea what looks good on an actual woman.  Not those mannequins that you have somehow discovered how to animate so they look like people (aka models) but real, live women.  You know those women who weigh more than 70 pounds and don’t wear negative sizes?  THOSE women.  We want you to go back to your…

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I Write Me, I Write Me…Not

I Write Me, I Write Me…Not

I have been neglecting my blog.  Mainly because I am getting married in less than 3 months and apparently that is supposed to take up every moment of you awake time.  But my good friend Amy F. Shermansent me interview questions and because I really, really like her and need to get my mojo back I am going to answer these hard-hitting questions.  That’s right, you will be let into the inner…

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marcyvilla asked:
Love the boilded egg thing. Had no idea!

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Thanks for the follow! I love all of your quotes :)

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